Looking for the real dirt on your favorite costume-clad celebs? You’re in the right place, as the delectable Rosie Knight keeps us on top of the fights, flings and latest DCU gossip in this sensationally savage column.
 

Helloooo! Can anyone hear me??? Oh, thank goodness! It appears that after much effort, I've finally been able to break out of the Phantom Zone. I wound up there after some of your favorite heroes locked me up for reporting on their private lives in my last Valentine's Day column. Have I learned my lesson? Absolutely not, and my lawyer Jean Loring—yes, that Jean Loring, I support women's rights and wrongs—is already securing me the kind of payout not seen since the whole Superman vs. Shazam shakeup. Luckily, I'm back just in time to let you know about some of the strangest and most shocking stories featuring our heroic trinity and one of their offspring known as...Trinity.
 

CONFIRMED: Superman Living His Life Like He's Golden

Before we get to Wonder Woman's wild child, let's check in with Superman. It is the Summer of Superman, after all. How is he doing with all his sudden popularity?

Well, the good news is that I'm hearing he's recovering well from that Kryptonite asteroid that everyone was worried about—check Superman Unlimited #1 if you're out of the loop—and that he survived in an unexpected way that those of us around for DC One Million may recognize. Yes, it was my old pal Grant Morrison who first introduced us to the notion of a golden Superman, but it seems like our mainline man is now gold on Earth Prime too. How it happened is still a mystery, but I'm just glad the Kryptonite didn't hit Earth. It's terrible for my hydrangeas and I’m not exactly rolling in new flower money right now. (Jean may be the best, but she is not cheap. After all, she has some pretty serious legal expenses of her own.)
 

CONTROVERSY: The Demon Etrigan is Officially Gotham's Worst Landlord

Did you realize there's an entire city underneath Gotham that none of us knew about and it’s being inhabited by squatters? First, I’ve seen Us enough times to know that nothing good comes from hidden underground societies. But also, I can’t say I blame anyone who’s chosen to live there. I mean, do you know what a one-bedroom in Gotham goes for these days? But my literal underworld sources—the scary ones I’d prefer not to associate with, but do so that you don’t try seeking them out yourselves (just ask my friend Johnny Constantine how well that tends to work out)—have told me that Etrigan has now gotten involved somehow. That means that anyone in the vicinity of this hidden city is likely about to get possessed or trapped in his creepy underground kingdom. I’d try your best to stay out of Gotham for a while unless you literally feel like dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.
 

SCOOP: Three Heads Are Better Than One

Here’s something I’d imagine a few of you can relate to. Word is that one of the most famous and lauded heroines of our land has had a babysitting issue. However, as is usually the case with super-powered types, it’s a bit more complicated than your run-of-the-mill supervision snafu. As revealed in Trinity: Daughter of Wonder Woman #1, Diana Prince let three different time-traveling versions of her daughter escape into the time stream. Yes, three versions of Trinity—a...trinity you could say, ho ho ho. What kind of chaos will this unleash? Who can say? But considering I’ve heard it’s already involved none other than Pariah and a litter of super-powered puppies, I’d strap in if I were you.
 

SCANDAL: Is Wonder Woman Getting Touchy Feely With Another Co-Worker?

And where was Trinity’s mother during all of this? Well, she was regaling one of Gotham's most eligible bachelors about her God-killing days. And the most tantalizing tease of all is that I heard from a couple of Robins in the neighborhood that there may have even been some hand-holding as Wonder Woman shared her grief for her dead—or is he?—former lover and father of Trinity, Steve Trevor. There have long been rumors that our beloved Trinity—not the time-traveling teen troublemaker, I speak, of course, of the Big Three—might be more of a throuple than meets the eye. Wondy dating Batman certainly would not quell those whisperings in any way, but all I have to say is you go girl! Grieving is important, but eventually, life—and hot heroic love—goes on.
 

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT: Batman Does the Unthinkable

Speaking of the Big Bat, some sick and tired Gotham denizens might be shocked to hear that he did the craziest thing recently? No, he’s not bringing back the Batusi. Rather, he saved the Joker's life! Like come on, I too am a believer in the rehabilitation of those who have harmed others, but seriously? You've wrecked our city for the last 80-plus years over this man who consistently tortured you and your neighbors and now you're bringing him back from the brink of death? (A near-death from which Batman had nothing to do with, I might add.) Come on, my guy. I feel like this is the Arkham problem all over again. You put him away, he escapes, he almost dies, you bring him back to life, the cycle continues and our therapy bills go through the roof from all the anxiety is causes us.

Someone who was less than happy about this frustrating situation is one-time Robin, full-time bad boy Jason Todd, who couldn't believe his sometime father figure saved the man who tried to kill him. While it's easy to blame Brucey boy, the real mastermind behind the whole thing is one Thomas Elliot who you might know by another...quieter name: H2SH...

Er, I mean Hush.

Anyway, I don't want that masked menace after me so I'm going to sign off until next time. This is Rosie Knight reminding you to spread the word…as long as you tell me first!
 

Rosie Knight is an award-winning journalist and author who loves Swamp Thing, the DC Cosmic and writing the monthly gossip column here at DC.com. You can also listen to her waxing lyrical about comics, movies and more each week as she co-hosts Crooked Media's pop-culture podcast, X-Ray Vision.

NOTE: The views and opinions expressed in this feature are solely those of Rosie Knight and do not necessarily reflect those of DC or Warner Bros. Discovery, nor should they be read as confirmation or denial of future DC plans.